Archive for July, 2009

Hashing

Monday, July 27th, 2009

I have fairly vivid memories of going on “hash weekends” with my parents when I was about 8.

Hashing is essentially a running club, or as the Madras Hash House Harriers describe themselves, “a drinking club with a running problem”.

The rules of this secret sport are that the “hares” lay a flour trail on a cross country / urban run. False trails are also laid to add to the general confusion.

A few weeks I hosted the pre and post Hash gathering at my house and laid the trail, along the beach, through the fishing villages and along the main road near me. Everyone meets at about 5 o’clock and sets off accompanied by the hares, complete with loud horns. The sight of 50 people running through the backstreets of Chennai is quite bewildering for any of the locals we pass but only adds to the amusement.

This weekend was my third run, so I have now been given my “Hash” name – “Blow my Pipe”

On On.

BigKid

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Yes, I know these are immature – but they still made me laugh when I saw them.

Terence has been saying it for years

Terence has been saying it for years

Sleeping Time Sperm Release - Classic Indian English

Sleeping Time Sperm Release - Classic Indian English

Not just Gay Lord, Cum Pickle too. Delia special.

Not just Gay Lord, Cum Pickle too. Delia special.

It’s been a while . .

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Since I last posted anything, which i think is because all that was new to me 9 months ago, is just normal now.

A family on a motorbike doesn’t attract a second glance, the constant beeping is now background noise and I probably wouldn’t even bat an eyelid if i was faced with a naked man jumping from a bush again.

I must have some stories from the last 5 weeks, I’ll try and post some soon.