Well, he’s not in the kitchen – he’s in the garden.
I first became aware of him when I came home from work and felt the wind as he galloped past me – it’s not your average sized rat – he’s massive.
I’ve been approaching my porch with my laptop held above my head, ready to swing at him, but he seems to have gone into hiding.
Maybe I should arrange for the snake that fought and killed a cat in my garden last year, to fight the rat – and get Jose Luis Rodriguez to captue the moment!