There’s a rat in me kitchen

Well, he’s not in the kitchen – he’s in the garden.

I first became aware of him when I came home from work and felt the wind as he galloped past me – it’s not your average sized rat – he’s massive.

I’ve been approaching my porch with my laptop held above my head, ready to swing at him, but he seems to have gone into hiding.

Maybe I should arrange for the snake that fought and killed a cat in my garden last year, to fight the rat – and get Jose Luis Rodriguez to captue the moment!

2 Responses to “There’s a rat in me kitchen”

  1. Ram says:

    Dont use the laptop. Its company property. Your better off getting one of these

    http://www.gadgetsuk.com/Crosman-rat-catcher-co2-rifle-p-16843.html

  2. admin says:

    Out of stock :(

    Bring one over when they have some more !!

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